Quotes Part 2 (More like Sayings)

So some may say these sayings were meant to be poetic and that I'm ruining their beauty, but they aren't undisputable. Now, you may argue that all sayings are disputable, which, No. For example: 

Accents are not a measure of human intelligence. The ones who speak differently only speak your language with the rules of theirs.

- A beautiful poetess I luckily know

Let's begin exploiting loopholes!

Okay so this is just plain dumb. Its like, what? Whoever made this clearly undermined the potential of human creativity and stupidity. Here's a few things that are impossible: A Wednesday after a Monday, Water turning into oil as you drink it, me not wasting time, not loosing hair ties, 3 and 7 adding up to 12 etc etc. A lot of things are impossible. And if they creator meant that doing the activity "nothing" in not possible, then also, I do nothing all the time, so please.

This tries to say that, to begin something big, we must start doing it, take the first step. I agree. But what this misses out on, is the fact that then we need to make a second step, like, don't stop once you start. If just one step would solve the problem, then all the 16 drafts I have would be actual posts.

All I see here is an opportunity for calorie counting freaks, and an excuse to be sad. 

"iTs eXeRciSe, iM nOt sAd"

[Authors Note: I found some really good sayings while trying to find some material for this, so yea, its not all bad, I'm just a nit-picker]

After this one, google images gave up on me. I couldn't find anything worth my words. So I went to the haven of all dumb motivation, *drumroll please* INSTAGRAM!! And man! This is BAD.

1. I didn't make this up, this is an actual Instagram account. No, I can't believe this person exists either.

2. Bro, who rejected you? This honestly sounds like a typical case of "I followed and stalked a girl around, but then she dated a guy who respected her, so that's cheating"

3. Don't go to that page and give hate. That's why I didn't write down the Insta handle. Dumb or not, we shouldn't hate. (*Welcome to another episode of Suhanee being a pure Hufflepuff*)

Are they....are they advising to slacking? Like, just do your work for the sake of finishing it. I am so confused by this one. How...is just 'doing' BETTER than doing it perfectly?

I hope they know that they don't HAVE to like women. Like, dude we get it. Its okay if you're not attracted to women. We don't hate here. Oh wait! These are the same people who think its unmanly to be gay! 

Neeraj Chopra....got a gold....That.....WHAT?! He's been getting golds for years, so what are you trying to say??!!

IS THAT THE TACTIC CATCALLERS USED??!! OHhhhhh NOW I GET IT. Thanks bro.

Okay I am officially done with torturing myself with these posts. And remember how I saw some good posts? Yea screw that. I found a ton of objectification and shaming to cancel that out. So yea. Bye.